| 2. How do you keep fish from smelling ? |
| Hold their noses ! |
| 3. How do you know if you are far enough north ? | | Beavers & Otters fly ! |
| 4. How often is an outhouse used each night ? | | Not once ! |
| 5. What keeps mosquitoes at bay ? | | Blackflies ! |
| 6. What is used to air condition an outpost camp ? | | A can of beans ! |
| 7. At an outpost, what is indoor plumbing ? | | The can by the door. |
| 8. What things do real men never do at camp ? | | Complain, bathe or shave. |
| 9. Who always falls asleep first at camp ? | | The guy who snores loudest ! |
| 10. What kind of pepper do you take to camp ? | | Toilet pepper ! |
