Section: Fish Tales
Outpost Trivia - Answers
© Bill Rivers
| 1. What is proper outhouse etiquette ? | Door open when not in use; door closed when in use ! |
| 2. How do you keep fish from smelling ? | Hold their noses ! | |
| 3. How do you know if you are far enough north ? | Beavers & Otters fly ! | |
| 4. How often is an outhouse used each night ? | Not once ! | |
| 5. What keeps mosquitoes at bay ? | Blackflies ! | |
| 6. What is used to air condition an outpost camp ? | A can of beans ! | |
| 7. At an outpost, what is indoor plumbing ? | The can by the door. | |
| 8. What things do real men never do at camp ? | Complain, bathe or shave. | |
| 9. Who always falls asleep first at camp ? | The guy who snores loudest ! | |
| 10. What kind of pepper do you take to camp ? | Toilet pepper ! |
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